Area 51 9" Dab Rig

Presenting the Area 51 9" Dab Rig. It comes with a color matched Orbit bowl and is available in three distinct color variations: Clear, Smoke, and Slime. Designed for an exceptional dabbing experience, this piece stands out in any online head shop collection by marrying innovative design with smooth performance.

In the barren desert of Southern Nevada, a seemingly out-of-place chain link fence encircles a vast stretch of land. Charged with electricity, the fence not only repels wild coyotes but also wards off enterprising conspiracy theorists. Within these fortified boundaries, a nondescript building holds secrets that rival the hidden depths of the U.S. government—mirroring the secret allure and meticulous craftsmanship behind every dab rig.

Buried in the basement is a pristine lab reminiscent of the dystopian films and stories we all know. Long hallways and security doors that rival nuclear bunkers lead to dedicated scientists and vigilant guards working under strict conditions. This environment of precision and reliability is reflective of our Orbit bowl’s engineered quality, ensuring an optimal flavor experience with every dab.

Behind one secure door, the constant whirr of machines blends seamlessly with the scratch of pens on paper and the click of dials. Here, scientists carefully monitor a specimen suspended in a tank, drawing parallels to the thoughtful design behind our dab rig—where every detail is crafted to deliver consistency and purity in every hit.

Only a select few, both within these secure doors and among the dedicated government agents, know of the creature’s existence. Just as whispers of extraterrestrial encounters stir curiosity beyond the Nevadan desert, our dab rig’s exclusive features and high-precision Orbit bowl spark intrigue and admiration among enthusiasts.

Within the secure walls, scientists cautiously observe the “grey”—the alien captured in 1947 after its dramatic Roswell, New Mexico crash. Their measured hypotheses and pursuit of answers regarding its existence and functions underscore a commitment to innovation and rigor—values that resonate with customers who demand performance from every dab rig purchased at a reputable online head shop.

In another part of this clandestine facility, a different team of scientists has taken innovation a step further by harvesting alien DNA and, in the name of pioneering research, fertilizing human eggs. Although what has emerged from this experiment remains highly classified, the daring approach to discovery reflects the forward-thinking techniques used in creating both our dab rig and its finely tuned Orbit bowl.

Quiet, anxious whispers exchanged over coffee reveal an undercurrent of concern akin to the tension before a sudden shark attack. Such vigilance—ensuring absolute security and reliability—parallels our dedication to crafting a dab rig that not only meets but exceeds the expectations of discerning users.

Down a long, well-lit hallway lies another securely locked door guarding yet another tank. Inside is a specimen referred to as a ‘Mizumon’—an entity that has instilled raw fear in the scientists present. Its story, beginning off the coast of South America and reportedly blamed on a vicious shark attack by local news, further emphasizes how extraordinary origins can lead to remarkable innovation. This is the essence we capture in every detail of our unique dab rig.